Thom Yorke of Radiohead.
So what, I have a weakness for Radiohead and little men named Thom.
I am a recovering addict of viral websites that may or may not include fml.com, mlia.com, postsecret.com, etc etc etc, so it was really messed up that my friend showed me dearblankpleaseblank.com.
An example:
Dear Digestive Tract,
Owned.
Sincerely, Taco Bell.
poignant.